The Theologians Up the Street

What is going on here? Let’s examine.

Is Santa asking, “Have you been a good boy this year?”

Or mumbling, “I’ll sure be glad when you can take over this naughty and nice list.”

Or, “You got a raw deal on the accommodations here. I’ll see what I can do next year. I’ll be at the Bethlehem Mall.”

Or, “I know you’re the Son of Man, Savior of the World, but . . . wow, this is awkward . . . I’m a little empty-handed right now . . .”

And Baby Jesus rolled his baby eyes, jibbering, “Who is this guy? Who let him in here? This is a manger.”