Belated Birthday Wishes for a Miffed Elvis

"It's OK. I accept your apology. We'll just celebrate a few days late, hon."

Elvis celebrated his 75th birthday Friday, but because I had another post already in the queue, I bumped his birthday wishes to today.

He seemed a little miffed.

“A Little Less Conversation” and “Suspicious Minds” have been blaring at full volume this morning, but that’s only making things worse. I feel so bad. He deserves so much more. I can’t go back in time, and unfortunately, neither can Elvis, who died in 1977. I feel so blue that I’ve replayed “Kentucky Rain” about 14 times. That’s just one step away from “In the Ghetto,” don’t you think?